(via igirisue)


(via igirisue)


waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring

realitytvgifs:

Life lessons.

(via tyleroakley)


crystalcrocodile:

mineralists:

Colorful Druzy Quartz Cab

or real life soul gemwho knows

crystalcrocodile:

mineralists:

Colorful Druzy Quartz Cab

or real life soul gem

who knows

(via metutti)


emaras:

if you guys hear a faint cry in the distance it’s probably me attempting to do my homework

(via orgasmic-humor)


zodiac bitches

advanse:

aries: angry bitch
taurus: hungry bitch
gemini: loud bitch
cancer: weird bitch
leo: bITCH
virgo: quiet bitch
libra: indecisive bitch
scorpio: bitchy bitch
sagittarius: funny bitch
capricorn: ambitious bitch
aquarius: crazy bitch
pisces: sensitive bitch

(via oliboobs)


favorite tv shows

dennys:

• The Syrupranos
• It’s Always Sunny Side Up in Philadelphia
• 24/7
• CSI: Cheesy Sandwich Ideas
• Bacon Bad
• The West Chicken Wing
• Two and Half Eggs
• South Pork
• Friday Night Bites
• Sit & Order
• Doctor Who
• The Eggs-Files
• Firefry
• Denny’s Diner 90210
• The Walking Bread
• 
Mighty Morphin Pancake Puppies
• Eating with the Stars
• Denny’s Agents of B.A.C.O.N.
• Glee
• Eg, Egg n Eggy


melesbian:

If you’re feeling down, I’ll go down on you

(via brookeelizabeths)